Rules of life

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it.

Rule 2 : The world wont care bout ur self-esteem. The wolrd ll expect you to accomplish sumthing BEFORE you feel gd about yourself.

Rule 3 : If you think ur teacher is tough, wait till u get a boss. He doesnt hv tenure

Rule 4 : Flipping burgers is not beneath ur dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; thy called it opportunity.

Rule 5 : You ll NOT make 40 Thousand dollars a year right out of high sch. You wont b a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 6 : If u mess up, it's not ur parents's fault ,so dont whine about your mistake, learn from thm.

Rule 7 : B4 u were born, ur parents werent as boring as thy r now. They got tat way from paying ur bills, cleaning ur clothes and listening to u talk about how cool u r. So b4 save th rain forest from th parasites of ur parents' generation, try delousing th closet in ur own room.

Rule 8 : Ur sch may hv done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some sch thy hv abolished failing grades and thy'll giv u as many times as you want to get th right ans. Tis doesn't bear th slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semester. You get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping u find urself. Do tat on ur own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. in real life ppl actually hv to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances r u'll end uo working for one.

by bill gates